| Me: | *sobbing into jar of nutella on skype* |
| Friend: | nutella?! |
| Me: | I KNOW, BAD LIFE CHOICES |
| Friend: | ITS NOT COCAINE. THAT'S WHAT MATTERS. |
| Me: | ITS SORTA ADDICTING. MUCH LIKE COKE |
| Friend: | ITS HAZELNUT COCAINE |
| Friend: | WHAT |
| Friend: | BUT IT DOESN'T KILL YOU RIGHT AWAY |